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Thursday · May 19 2005

Lest you think the wee days of first-time parenthood are filled with photo shoots, happy bath time, sweet smelling poop, and constant cooing and giggles, I'm here to say, “No. Uh uh.”

Around 6pm today…
Me: I really, really need a beer.
Stace: Open a bottle of wine. We're finishing it. Tonight.

We had a bottle of screw-cap Cabernet on top of the fridge, though I would have walked 3 miles to the liquor store in the rain for a bottle of MD 20/20 and sack of limes. It creates that illusion of sweet smelling poop and happy bath time.

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