What you get when David Hasslehoff's crotch has a picture of David Hasslehoff's crotch with a picture of David Hasslehoff's crotch…
Don't blame me. I gave full disclosure and you clicked anyway.
Oh my God. That is just what I needed to get through the rest of the day.
I wish I could post attachments here, I'd give you the 2005 David Hasselhoff calendar. I'll just e-mail it to you, and hope to see it up here.
You could always host it at the greasyweezle and post the URL.