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Wednesday · December 15 2004

Mistletoe
The worst boy band video since Townsend's version of “Pour Some Sugar on Me.”

Archived: Listen » December 2004
What you had to say:
December 15 2004

I knew you'd like that video. Are there even comics in the Wall Street Journal?

December 15 2004

My favorite 2 parts:
1) The random "sea to shining sea" line that has nothing to do with the rest of the lyrics.
2) The line about being well hung just like mistletoe.

Monumentally awful.

December 22 2004

This "song" was so goddawful, I knew it had to be a joke...I hoped it was a joke at least...but then, when it wasn't funny, like, at all, I was back to my original thought, which was, THIS IS SERIOUS!

It would seem (to me, at least) that a joke should at least be basically apparent - say, with laughs or a chuckle or something. That didn't happen with this "song" (I just can't call it a song!). Wretchedness by any other name...you know.

All I know is this: I ain't getting those minutes back. They gone. Forever. And I'm tainted. Also forever. God help me.

December 27 2004

This can't be serious. Can it? Oh my.

December 28 2004

No, it's a spoof.

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