I knew you'd like that video. Are there even comics in the Wall Street Journal?

My favorite 2 parts:
1) The random "sea to shining sea" line that has nothing to do with the rest of the lyrics.
2) The line about being well hung just like mistletoe.

Monumentally awful.

This "song" was so goddawful, I knew it had to be a joke...I hoped it was a joke at least...but then, when it wasn't funny, like, at all, I was back to my original thought, which was, THIS IS SERIOUS!

It would seem (to me, at least) that a joke should at least be basically apparent - say, with laughs or a chuckle or something. That didn't happen with this "song" (I just can't call it a song!). Wretchedness by any other name...you know.

All I know is this: I ain't getting those minutes back. They gone. Forever. And I'm tainted. Also forever. God help me.

This can't be serious. Can it? Oh my.

No, it's a spoof.