Kerry vs. The Script
Compare the script his speechwriters prepare with the jungle of clauses and qualifying verbage that he delivers. K.I.S.S.
This is hysterical. Or, should I say, my friends and fellow Americans, upon reading this posting -- it's amazing how the Internet works, the breadth of information that it can convey -- I was amazed, awestruck, utterly bowled over by the way in which a few brief words -- mere words! -- can impart that light, tickly feeling of laughter that brightens up our days and lights a candle of hope in the dark, dreary caverns of our lives.