Wonkette's live-blog of the debate
Best line: “Wouldn't it have been easier to just shoot DeLay with an assault weapon rather than to try to fight him over the ban?”
This was funny, too:
"No child left behind is really a jobs act," says Bush. Of course. And Social Security is really a missile defense program. And Federal Highways funding? Actually a part of the Metric Conversion Office. And clean coal legislation helps you make soup.
Bush brings up No Child Left Behind as an answer to anything that doesn't have a good, real answer.
The sad thing is that No Child Left Behind isn't even a good, real answer to the problem it's supposed to answer.