Bush's mystery bulge?
John Edwards: "I think it was his battery."
I've been hearing more and more the "George Bush was a cheerleader" line lately. Think that'll sway the undecided voter still wearing his high school football letter jacket even though it's two sizes too small? If so, we've got Ohio and Pennsylvania for sure, and probably Wisconsin, too.
Poorly tailored shirt. I'm sorry, but what a fucking dumbass. Fuck, fuck, fuck. I'm going to explode into tiny bits if we have to endure another 4 years of his folksy, smirky, smarmy bullshit and deception.
I'm trying to remain calm this weekend.