I hear there's rumors on the internets
I heard it on my internet. What about your internet?
That was my absolute favorite moment of the whole debate. But I guess I was wrong about Cheney and surfing. It sounds like this administration is quite internets savvy.
My favorite moment was the awkward, "want to buy some wood?" exchange Bush had with the moderator.
There must be multiple internets. There's the one that we access, and then the internet accessed from Bush's parallel universe. You know, that one where Iraqis are grateful, Democrats are banished to hell, words are easy to pronounce, oil spews from faucets, and unicorns and fairies prance among the rainbows (but are NOT permitted to marry). Or perhaps he's just referring to the internet that he's allowed to view, and the "other" internet that's blocked by the parental filter Dick Cheney installed.