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Thursday · September 30 2004

Votergasm
Bringing people together to vote and have sex.

With three levels of pledge commitment:

Citizen: I pledge to withhold sex from non-voters for the week following the election.
Patriot: I pledge to have sex with a voter on election night and withhold sex from non-voters for the week following the election.
American Hero: I pledge to have sex with a voter on election night and withhold sex from non-voters for the next four years.

Not quite in the spirit of the site, but it's awfully easy to be an American Hero if you're married.

Archived: Political » September 2004
What you had to say:
October 01 2004

Married to a voter or a non-voter? What exactly are you saying?

October 01 2004

Married to a non-voter? Is that a Spanish phrase? No comprende.

© 2004 Jason Keglovitz