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Thursday · September 09 2004

If I played one of those list games where I read you random entries from this list of things volunteers removed from the California coast intermingled with random entries from this list of things doctors had to surgically remove from people's asses, how do you think you'd do?

Some items like “dead goats in a bag” and “a bottle of Mrs. Butterworth's syrup” are pretty obvious which list they belong to. But “a foam foot advertising a fungus cream”? That might be trickier.

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