Transcripts of OnStar Service Conversations Not Selected for Commercials
Imagine the fun of being an OnStar phone rep for an afternoon.

OnStar: Okay sir, I'm unlocking your car now.
Poor sod: It's still locked.
OnStar: You were too slow. Try again.
Poor sod: Still locked.
OnStar: Gotta be quicker, sir. Get set. Go.
Poor sod: Just unlock the friggin door, asshole.
OnStar: Make me.