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Wednesday · August 18 2004

Transcripts of OnStar Service Conversations Not Selected for Commercials
Imagine the fun of being an OnStar phone rep for an afternoon.

OnStar: Okay sir, I'm unlocking your car now.
Poor sod: It's still locked.
OnStar: You were too slow. Try again.
Poor sod: Still locked.
OnStar: Gotta be quicker, sir. Get set. Go.
Poor sod: Just unlock the friggin door, asshole.
OnStar: Make me.

What you had to say:
August 18 2004

That is hilarious. Those OnStar commercials are some of the creepiest things on radio these days.

© 2004 Jason Keglovitz