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Tuesday · August 17 2004

Quantum Sleeper
If it takes hiding in a wooden box to be safe from bio-chemical terrorist attacks, natural disasters, kidnappers, and stalkers, I'll take my chances. You have to be some sort of paranoid to install one of these in your house. It's a coffin with one-way mirrors, comm hookups, a refrigerator, and a lock.

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