How many people will point to Styx playing "Come Sail Away" as the high point of the voyage? I wonder if someone thinks they will be commuted to the afterlife right there on the spot because the moment will be so f#$%ing perfect. Or will the ship sink at that moment under the weight of its own preposterousness. There's only one way to find out!

I should send myself an email in the future so that I remember to search around for first hand accounts of this fantastic voyage. I'm thinking you're not going to convince Lisa to make this trip, so I'll have to find the scoop elsewhere.