I'm thinking of changing my tagline from “hand picked from Chicago & the Web” to “It tastes better when you say Yee-ros”.
Because, of course, it does.
Nope. How about "gyros is not a plural noun."
Nutritional shavings with extra white sauce
That's pretty good, but the word "shavings" isn't a word I want to see every day.
Seasoned in a pita?
