Mile High kit
Sex accessories in a portable, 8” × 5” x 3” travel case — not a good Father's Day gift idea

At first I read this too literally and thought it was some sort of helper kit for gettin busy in the cramped quarters of the airplane john. Then I saw the kit includes a feather tickler and I'm thinking, “Who takes that sort of time in that situation?”

So, no, you don't have to be mile high to use it. I'm just that sort of dumb sometimes. That's why I try to always think for 10 seconds before I say something.

via BoingBoing