One day gas-out on May 19 = BS
Jason's email inbox rule of thumb: Anything written in all capital letters is false. Done. No research required.
Am I presuming too much to think these comments were meant for the following photo post? ;)
Some day, years from now, some anthropologist will discover this post as it stands alone on what was once known as the Internet. Said anthropologist will scratch his head and wonder what those folks were on back then whereupon he will then discard everything he ever believed to be true and right.