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Wednesday · May 05 2004

America Needs Dirt
Billboards are springing up for the Dirt campaign. Cal Ripken Jr. wants you to get dirty.

The best information that we can give you is to go outside and get dirty. Go on. Take a walk. Climb a tree. Plant a tree. Jump in a puddle. Jump in a lake. Pick flowers. Walk barefoot. Have fun. Go places. Sleep on the grass. Sing in the rain. Roll down a hill. Ride a bike. Ride a horse. Make pies. Make mud pies. Play sports. Play with your kids. You get the idea.

Dirt Bull's Eye = worst game ever.

© 2004 Jason Keglovitz