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Wednesday · April 21 2004

I often bring a banana with me in the car for the morning commute. I don't like to eat aging, bruised bananas. Solution…

Are you fed up with bringing bananas to work or school only to find them bruised and squashed? Our unique, patented device allows for the safe transport and storage of individual bananas letting you enjoy perfect bananas anytime, anywhere.

Banana Guard comes in 9 colors. Get yours for just 4.99 CDN.

Seriously. What the hell?

What you had to say:
April 21 2004

Wow. Such as suggestive shape. It practically begs 13-yr-old boy birthday gift.

April 21 2004

Ok - I've seen everything now.

April 22 2004

It just needs some kind of fob or something so you can hang it from your belt buckle. ;)

April 22 2004

it's a toss up between "outrageous orange" and "passionate purple" for me...

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