J: The house is so clean. I love it.
S: Isn't it great?
J: How do we keep it this way?
S: Move out and live somewhere else, I guess.
Me: Why are we cleaning all the time?
Michelle: because people are always coming over.
Me: Why don't we stop inviting people over?
Michelle: Because we want to keep the house clean.
Okay, maybe that's exaggerated...maybe not.
I can't write anymore, gotta go clean for people coming over this weekend.