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Thursday · March 04 2004

This list of "Best" Band Names Ever recalls the term paper sized document Dan and Chris S. turned out in high school concerning the dissection and history of bad band names.

My fictitious contributions to their encyclopedia were:
Dukk Xing (band logo would be one of the gold diamond shaped street signs with ducks crossing the street)
Nerf Pot Roast (for the texture)

On this list, I like The Holy Days of Obligation, Shitpig Express, and Culkin Death Grip

I've always wanted to be in a band I was ashamed to tell my mom the name of, but that's a dream I'll probably live without fulfilling.

What you had to say:
March 06 2004

My personal favorites were:

Fr. Sodomy & Centrifugal Kitten

Unfortunately i don't have the manuscript, though.

March 06 2004

I'm 95% sure I have the manuscript sitting in a box in my closet. I'll bring it over for a laugh.

© 2004 Jason Keglovitz