GirlHacker's Random Log has a good rundown of the goodies handed out to the major category Oscar losers.
A tiny sampling from the huge take nominees will be hauling home in their luxury cars.
A Victoria's Secret jewelled pink bra-and-panty set with a detachable diamond brooch, fragrances, and other items worth $7,000 for Best Actress nominees
a coupon for laser eye surgery
PCS Vision Video Phone VM4050 by Toshiba, courtesy of Sprint, personalized with an engraved monogram and ringtones and screensavers from the appropriate movie
Charles Worthington shampoo gift pack ("made-in-Wales with a cool £4,295 price tag")
Everybody is a winner.