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Monday · February 09 2004

Oh, by the way, sorry Howard. In retrospect, it was irresponsible of us to play the tape of your Iowa scream 633 times and carry the story for four days. Hell, we didn't play GW Bush landing on the aircraft carrier that many times and he's our boy. Again, we're sorry for parading you as a laughingstock, blanketing you with negative coverage and making you a core element of our entertainment as news programming in the last month.

We feel bad.

Sincerely,
The Association of Cable News Conglomerates™

P.S. Bill O'Reilly says he's not sorry at all. He thought it was damn funny and thinks we should make it the opening jingle for FOX.

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