Thoughts I had while watching Lord of the Rings: Return of the King in the theatre last night.

• "Wow, that's alot of horsemen.
• "Does Frodo love Sam? Or does Frodo love Sam?"
• "My ass is sore. I need a seat cushion."
• "This battlescene owns the clone battles in Star Wars: Episodes Lame and Lamer."
• "I want to be a rider of the Roharim!"
• "That's not Pippin, that's his little Indian body double guy I saw in the Making Of"
• "I can see the glue on Sam's ear."
• "What the hell is Gandalf's staff made out of? That's some strong ass wood."
• "Sam is still lugging around his heavy cooking/camping gear. I would have tossed that shit off the mountain side months ago."
• "Aragorn is insane for not hooking up with Eowyn. She's a fool for him and she can kick his ass in a swordfight."
• "I'm glad I hit the head before this started."
• "Why isn't Frodo crying?"
• "Did you see the way she chopped off the Nazgul dragon's head? Damn."
• "This is the most entertaining movie I have ever seen."