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Wednesday · December 03 2003

I might be in the .001% minority of straight American guys, but Paris Hilton does absolutely nothing for me. I think she looks like an Afghan dog, in fact. Is she just a celebrity who is famous for being famous like Charles Nelson Reilly? What starlet type is she analogous to from, say, 10 years ago?

I admit she's prettier than I am (which I guess makes me a pug if she's an afghan), but she's wasting valuable grocery store magazine coverspace.

What you had to say:
December 03 2003

I don't know about anyone from the 10 years ago, but I think Pia Zadora would be a qualifier from...say...20 years ago.

And yes, you are among the .001% Are we that desensitized to hot women from watching scores of them on TV? OK, maybe next to someone who you think to be the most gorgeous woman on the planet, she is not *as* hot, but juxtaposed with the slackjawed booger-eating Arkansans on her new series "The Simple Life" she'll do.

December 03 2003

Yeah, I know what you're saying. Obviously, she's really attractive, but there's TONS of really attractive women in the world. I don't get what's so special about her that she deserves coverage on ESPN's page 2, Entertainment Tonight, and countless other mainstream media outlets. Does she act, sing, set world record coke snorting records? She just appeared out of nowhere on the national scene. She didn't even win American Idol.

Btw, I do think her slender nose and ironed blond hair makes her look like an afghan hound. It's the first thing I thought of when I saw her.

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