Let's start off the meal with a Jones Turkey & Gravy Soda.
Just what I have been looking for all my life: a meat flavored beverage.
On Tuesday I saw a flier advertising whole, deep-fried Cajun turkeys from Popeyes! Don't tell my mom but it looked pretty good in the picture.
Hm. This actually sounds good. I wonder if it has tryptophan, too.
I thought about this some. Isn't this basically turkey soup?
Oh, turkey soup I can understand. But how does the gravy part work?