1. Mattel Football sucks. It was interesting when I was 8 years old and fascinated by watching red blips move horizontally on a screen, but I require a little more from my gaming experience now and you probably should too. This would hold my interest for about 3 seconds. Yay, retro!
2. Who shops at Urban Outfitters? Is anyone other than gullible college freshmen interested in their overpiced, kitschy garbage?
3. People buy video games at Barney's New York?