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Wednesday · November 12 2003

...because nothing says "turnoff" like tofu.

Things You Should not Substitute for Whipped Cream during Food Sex, Even if You Are Out of Whipped Cream (work safe)

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November 13 2003


November 13 2003

The word "gravy" always makes me think of the Van Halen video for "Right Now". Isn't there an image of Crystal Gravy in there ala Crystal Pepsi?

I've had way too much caffeine this morning, so I can't write anything coherent.

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