...be a roadie, read stories roadies tell, or look at pictures of roadies, go here.
...dress up as seafood for Halloween next year, go here. (If you are a vegetarian and prefer not to be seafood, better go here instead.)
...see a comic strip spoof of The Matrix: Reloaded, go here.
...listen to a couple non-album tracks by The New Pornographers and watch their silly videos, go here.
...take a really long quiz on 80s song lyrics, go here.
...read about a woman who found a condom in her soup, go here.
...get back to work, close your web browser.