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Wednesday · October 08 2003

You will be unable to avoid either of these stories today unless you sleep all day long.

Arnold Schwarzenegger is the new governor of California.

The Cubs lose game 1 in the 11th inning after Sosa's dramatic 2-run homer pulled them even with 2 outs in the bottom of the 9th. (Avoidable if you don't live in Chicago)

What you had to say:
October 08 2003

I say "UGH" to Arnold and "Wait till next game" to the Cubs.

I have to comment, tho, on the FBDO link you posted. Stacy and I watched that movie dozens of times in high school. As soon as I moved to Chicago,I rented it to check out the sites of my new home town. My first thought was that there is no way they could have accomplished all of those things in one day. Glad to see someone has finally proven it.

October 08 2003

Drugs?

No, I'm straight, thank you.

October 08 2003

I mean, are you here for drugs?

What are you here for?

Drugs.

October 08 2003

I don't know why I'm here.


Then why don't you go home?


Why don't you stick your thumb up your a$$?

October 08 2003

She's so sassy

October 08 2003

Your problem is not your brother, your problem is YOU.

Charlie was sassier than she, at the time. I think. And what is with her nose job? Have you seen her on E! lately?

October 08 2003

It took me about eight minutes to figure out what you guys were rambling on about.

October 08 2003

You're Abe Froman?

October 08 2003

Okay, you lost me again.

October 08 2003

The snooty maitre'd at Chez Quiz does not believe that Ferris could possibly be Abe Froman, the "sausage king of Chicago."

October 08 2003

OH I remember now!
Abe Froman, sausage king.
Yes, yes.

October 08 2003

One quick call will take care of this mixup...

October 08 2003

If I get busted, it's not gonna be by a guy like _that_.

October 08 2003

Pardon my French, but Cameron is wound so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his a$$, in a week, you'd have a diamond.

Ferris Bueller, you're my hero.

October 09 2003

Is there a Ferris in every high school? I wonder....

October 09 2003

I don't think we had a Ferris. We had a Cameron, fo sho.

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