Harold is on the Atkins' (Atkin's?) diet. He updates me and the cubicle neighborhood on his progress everyday. This diet sounds like absolute torture (no fruit or bread? no thanks). He has 2 cans of strawberry-kiwi Diet Rite on his desk. Each can contains 0 calories, 0 sodium, 0 sugar, 0 fat, 0 protein...Is this just water? "Water with artificial sweeteners" What exactly would the no sodium, no fat, no protein, no sugar version of kiwi essence look like? How would you create this? Could it possibly have anything to do with kiwi at all?