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Thursday · June 26 2003

At first, it was kinda humorous and random; 3 or 4 search hits per day on "Kelly Clarkson's ass". I don't think they were looking for this, but they kept coming. And coming. And coming. If you go to google and search for "kelly clarkson's ass", you can already guess who is #1. I've never finished first at anything before, and I must say, the view up here sure is nice.

I know that this post will also get some PageRank love from google, but that's all part of the plan. I hope to hold all spots in the top 20 one day. I can then claim to be the world's premier non-authority on the butt of one Miss Kelly Clarkson, American Idol.

/sarcasm off

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