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Tuesday · June 17 2003

Them: Press 42 for home audio...
Me: *4* *2*
Them: Best Buy, home audio...
Me: Hi, I would like to know if you carry the iAudio personal MP3 player
Them: Hold on, they have those in computers, I have to transfer you
Me: *waits*
Them: (Treble soaked guitar backing) We know you'd rather be at Best Buy pushing buttons and playing with dials than being on hold, so please check us out at Thanks for waiting
Me: *waits*
Them: (Continued treble soaked guitar)
Me: *waits*
Them: Someone picks up the phone and starts dialing into my ear, then hangs up
Me: *sigh*

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