Pulling my car out of the alley this morning, I spied Ronnie Woo Woo walking his dog on my street. I wouldn't have recognized him from behind, but he was wearing his Woo Woo Cubs uniform at 7:00 am on a day when the Cubs are in Baltimore. I never gave much thought to how many Woo Woo outfits the guy had in his closet, but I'm now inclined to think he has more than a few. Clayton Moore (aka The Lone Ranger) never went out in public without his mask. I guess Ronnie feels the same way about his pinstripes.

I'm not a Ronnie Woo Woo fan. I admire the guy's devotion to the team, his homeless outreach program, but his hooting *is* obnoxious. Like a Weird Al Yankovic parody song, it's not funny if you have to listen for 20 minutes straight.

If I haven't satiated your curiosity on Ronnie, go here.