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Thursday · May 15 2003

If the clouds stay away, maybe I can get a nice view of the lunar eclipse tonight. I bet if you have kids, you love it when there is a lunar eclipse. That means it's time to pull out the marshmallows and oranges, click on your flashlight and try to remember how your 4th grade science teacher explained the whole disco. I don't have kids, but maybe I can show the urchins playing hoopball in the alley. On second thought, maybe I should just leave the marshmallows and the oranges on the dumpster for the homeless guy who scavenges every morning and put the flashlight in the car like you're always told to do. You never know when calamity may strike, especially on nights with a lunar eclipse. (now that we know full moons have no effect)

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