Eddie Perez has a career evening against you; Brooks Kieschnick, your former minor league #1 hitting prospect pitches in a win against you; Moises Alou tries to throw a souvenir to Chip and Stoney on a play at the plate. It could be worse, I suppose. Alfonseca trying a new peroxide tint before warming up ala Rey Sanchez, perhaps? The Brewers would like nothing more than to see the Cubs on all 162 days of their 2004 schedule.